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Anal sex ?

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A woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing my husband! All he wants is anal sex and my rear end is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece!" Mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $3,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?"
 
A tyrant with an eccentric or nonconformist personality who is the leader of a counterculture that makes life a nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparent irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future
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