[SFR]BadvokSunfall Member Padawan
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re: Death Star Public Relations
 by [SFR]Badvok on 12/4/2011 1:17
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re: Death Star Public Relations
by [SFR]Zelol on 12/4/2011 3:31
"Sure, the Death Star is a giant superlaser that can blow up planets. But over 1,000,000 of our employees just like to call it "home". Welcome to the Death Star's Public Relations Division."
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"By hiding R2-D2 and C-3PO from the great and benevolent Galactic Empire, Obi-Wan was directly responsible for the explosion of the Death Star, which resulted in the deaths of more than 1.3 million people. Sure, maybe a few of them were a teeny bit evil, but what about all of the service staff, subcontractors, senior citizen tour groups, people shopping in any of the 178 beautifully appointed shopping malls, and the sweet, innocent children in the Death Star's 604 baby creches?"
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re: Death Star Public Relations
by [SFR]G3 on 12/4/2011 5:35
They have a valid point.
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[SFR]IstaliUpdate Character Jedi Knight
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re: Death Star Public Relations
by [SFR]Istali on 12/4/2011 6:23
 , to be fair the original 3 were crap storylines when you look into it.
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