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1 Wife For sale.

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OMG Apo, you weren't supposed to read the thread at all! Now I'm embarrassed! :oops:

Actually it's just a picture of a semi-famous chick topless, .
 
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What were you doing browsing that site anyway Mike? Does it show naked guys too or did you click it on accident?
 

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Ohn wrote:
What were you doing browsing that site anyway Mike? Does it show naked guys too or did you click it on accident?


Oh no, I only have eyes for you, stud! <3 <3

/pinchnipples
 
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/641609489.html

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

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Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT



Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.


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